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What are you using for your stress relievers?

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar.   So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret ?" 

Old LAdy Smoking a Cigar

 

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all. "That is absolutely amazing!

……..How old are you?"…….

 

 

"Thirty-four," she replied!

 

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