March 30th, 2009 | Author: admin
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar. So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret ?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all. "That is absolutely amazing!
……..How old are you?"…….
"Thirty-four," she replied!
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